Showing posts with label Obama Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Obama Jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA Obama Jokes

Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.
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Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.
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Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
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Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?
A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.
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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One’s full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners.
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Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
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Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin' African.
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Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!!
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Barack Obama: He has what it takes, to take what you've got!
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Barack Obama's campaign slogan, "Yes we can" has become, "Yes you will!"
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No one wants to see GM"S new convertible, the Pelosi, with its top down!
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The liberals have asked us to give Obama time. Would...25 to life be appropriate??

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Have Some Fun With These Libs,Make Fun Of These Libs

                                                                   Barack Obama Jokes
Obama Joke 01
Bill Clinton said, “I didn’t inhale.”
Barack Obama says, “I didn’t inject.”
Obama Joke 02
Richard Nixon said “I am not a crook!”
Barack Obama says “I am not on crack!”
Obama Joke 03
Harry Truman said, “The buck stops here!”
Barack Obama says, “Leave the bucks here!”
Obama Joke 04
Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A. He thought Barry sounded too American.
I’ve been reading the various Obama joke pages online and have to say they generally aren’t very good! If you’ve thought of a funny Obama joke please post it as a comment.