Monday, March 15, 2010

Koffee Klan Party Is More Like Therapy For Obamatards

by Ed Morrissey
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Lee Doren does a hilarious deconstruction of the Coffee Party, mainly by letting the Klatschers talk for themselves. Sounding as though they are attending a 12-step program for grief resolution, the activists mouth banalities about agreement and democracy, but appearances can be deceptive. While posing as centrists looking for a little peace in the valley, Lee does a little research on the leaders of this nascent movement and discovers … Obama activists:
Their idea of democracy is also interesting. “Democracy isn’t supposed to be about two teams fighting … it is about [a] community of people advancing common good.” Besides the fact that we’re a representative republic (with democratic processes), the notion that democracy is all about agreement certainly has the virtue of novelty. After all, if everyone agreed on how to advance the common good, you wouldn’t need democracy.  This sounds very similar to Barack Obama’s continued insistence that people need to stop talking about health-care reform and just accept his proposal.
Besides, why does the Coffee Party need to “restore democracy in America”?  The candidate they backed won the last election, as did the party they backed for Congress.  Do the Klatschers believe that Democrats have destroyed democracy in America?  Maybe they have more in common with the Tea Party than people think!
What a bunch of crybabies. Don't they know the won? Everyone gets a trophy in ther obamatard world. How unhinged with they get if health care doesn't pass? Or if it does and we send the progressives out of Washington for decades and the Constitution.


  1. Chris, your spin on the Coffee Party is exactly what I'd expect from your sick little mind.

    People came together with commonality of purpose, to solve problems in this country, big ones, mostly created by conservatives and conservative philosophy.

    All the screaming tea baggers didn't get their way, now they're desperate to keep their little party together. I expect that the tea party will become even more desperate as health care passes and American realize that together we can still solve America's problems.

    The Tea Party's is on the way down. You've had your fun and it's time for calmer, more reasonable, more intelligent voices to be heard once again in the land.


    Well, they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Look at these jealous little regressives. They won control of the Congress and Presidency, and they still are a bunch of whiney LOSERS!!! BWAAAAHAHAHAHA

    Great video Chris! I'm going to watch the other two later, but I expect more communism highlights from Comrade FAILk and the Hypocrats!!

    Look at all those angry people. In fact, my wife was watching and she said "why are all those people so ANGRY?!?!" And I literally laughed out loud, because she is right on about that. These are some bitterly angry people because the majority of Americans know what a bunch of loons these regressives, Hypocrats, and Kaffee Klatcher Klan is!

    Even with the EPIC FAILURES of all big government programs, like Post Office, Medicare, Social Security, these losers still think the answer is big government.

    And like I told my wife, nobody is stopping these losers from giving money to whomever they think deserves it. But they don't want to give THEIR money, they want to give YOUR money! Ain't that right Comrade Bruce? I bet you tried to get every little dime back from the government in your tax return, didn't you you greedy bastard? ROFLMAO!!! Comrade Bruce is a Commie at the KKK, but a greedy Capitalist with his tax return!! LOL

  3. The KKKoffee Klan Parties are just a last ditch chance for the Soros monkies from The TEA Party is your oposition and you are nothing more then 60 "people" talking about their feelings. That one woman had some control issues. What kind of "democracy" doesn't let everyone in? The grand pubah was a real idiot-savont. Where do you find these "people"? The one guy couldn't even keep a sreight face when asked a question. You hippies must feel a new last ditch effort to rule the

  4. Bruce Health Care Passed or NOT is Not The End BUT The BEGINING! Citizens VOICE You Will Hear is The VOTING Booth and After All That Is The ONLY Voice That Counts! Before That " Fat Lady" Sings Bruce You Had Better Make Sure Shes SINGING Your Song!

    Bruce I Have Never Heard Tea Baggers Screaming BUT I Have Seen Tea Party Make a DIFFERENCE in the POLITICAL Proccess and YOU Know Bruce Thats What Really SCARES YA!

  5. We need to get on the phones and call Congress to tell them what to do with this obamacare bill. Email them and write them letters before we own this abortion of a bill. Go to your Reps local office and have a sit-in. Get your friends to do something before it's too late. If you don't know who your Rep is then I have an older post this month that will get you there fast. If you are out protesting take a camera. Then KKKoffee Klan might be out looking to start another riot. I hope none of the
    ELF terrorists are there. The left are dangerous and have nothing to lose.

  6. Regressives wet their diapers when they are told they can't have anything! Waaaaaaaahhhh! We can't force people to pay for my Twinkie-eating fat-ass gastric bypass surgery!! WAAAAAAHHHH!!! LOL

    Make sure you wear your Depends to the next KKKoffee Rally Comrade Bruce!! LMAO

  7. Look at those jealous little KKKoffee swiggers! They were so furious that the Tea Party was making a difference they tried to copy it with their astro-turfing! BWAAAAAHAHAHAHA

    If I was a coffee-shop owner I would be hesitant about letting that bunch of regressive rioters anywhere near my business! Next thing you know those G-20'ers will be hopped up on too much caffeine and start flipping cars, smashing windows and lighting the coffee houses on fire! Make sure you only drink de-caf there Comrade Bruce! LOL

  8. Bruce, the Tea Party is not going anywhere. You and the java nuts came to the party a little late in the game and we have exposed the liberal/progressives for who they are, socialist.

  9. Not only phone, email and such, but you can find a number of congressmen and women on Facebook, also. I have been Facebooking with a number of them for a month.

  10. The TEa party will be gone by 2012. Its astroturf roots are showing despite radical measures to cover them up.

    The "listen to Me" signs that the RNC paid for and distrubuted to the Baggers, naw that isn't anything like astroturf is it?

  11. Prognosticator Joey coming through! LOL

    Hey Joey, I was at Comrade Peter's Health Care Town Hall, and the only professional signs there were the ones that SEIU was handing out, along with buttons and crap like that. Same with the other rally's I went to. Proof is in the pudding as they say, and the only astro-turfing is the Hypocrats. Look at these ads that the Big Pharma is going to put out supporting the Hypocrat's boondoggle! BWAAAAHAHAHAHA ... you Hypocrats just cut off your noses to spite your faces, promoting the worst legislation we have seen in a generation all in the name of passing ANYTHING with the Hypocrat's stamp on it, by any means necessary. You scream about people being partisan, when the Tea Party is made up of people from the whole spectrum of politics, including Hypocrats, Republicans and Independents. It's the least partisan group out there Joey. Have fun in your little Hypocrat KKKoffee circle-jerk, the adults are going to be getting things done while you idiots hold hands and sing Kumbaya trying to heal the earth or whatever you fantasist jerkwads do to get off! LOL

  12. John you have some serious anger issues dude. Whats with the constant name calling and yelling (like at the Peters town hall). Why do you feel so insecure that you have to attack people constantly in this blog? But since you want pudding i will giv e it to you can see the proof of your own hypocrisy.

    From the Daily Caller...
    The Republican National Committee is paying for signs and political buttons used by Tea Party groups — despite widespread disagreement among the conservative, grassroots activists on whether the movement should work to elect candidates within the Republican party or steer clear from it.

    The items, paid for by the RNC, were on full display at a Friday press conference of Tea Party activists in Washington. At the afternoon event at the Capitol Hill Suites, activists in town for the “Take the Town Halls to Washington” project passed out the red-white-and-blue buttons and signs emblazoned with the words “Listen to Me!”

    Text at the bottom of the sign reads: “Paid for by the Republican National Committee.”

    Michael Patrick Leahy, an organizer of the Take the Town Halls to Washington project that is bringing Tea Party activists to the capital to lobby Democrats on President Obama’s health-care bill, admitted that the RNC “did provide the signage,” but said he didn’t know the details of the arrangement with Republicans and couldn’t explain how the signs got there. “They just showed up,” he said.

    An RNC official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, told The Daily Caller that the signs were given to the group at its request.

    Read more:

    Wow, like at your ass tro turf self there TEA baggers. Blaming the SEIU and not the RNC.

    Damn it feels good to be a gangster!

  13. So what Joe? The TEA Party is getting organized. Why are you so jealous of the fact that now we are gertting organized just like you libs? George Soros and moveon are as astroturf as you can get and the unions as well as the Democratic party have done much worse then you accuse us of doing. Tak e alook in the mirror before you get too crancked up there Joe.

  14. Sure sure Joey, it was the RNC that bought the SEIU signs at the rally I was at! ROFLMAO

    Look at all the signs at all the Tea Parties, where are these RNC signs at Joey?! But I can show you lots of SEIU signs, and t-shirts, all paid for with your union taxes, er, uh, dues! Funny you speak of being a gangster, since that's how all you union thugs behave at these rallys, threatening and intimidating. Didn't that one SEIU thug bite somebody's finger or thumb off? Must feel good to be a gangster Joey, but I wouldn't know, I behave myself as a common peaceful citizen. Enjoy your thuggery little rioting man! LOL

    Poor Joey, still can't address the real issue, and that is that your little KKKoffee Klatch Klan is the most partisan little group ever! LOL

    And the most pathetic:
    BIG FAIL. St. Louis Libs Hold Coffee Party – 30 People Show Up
    Saturday, March 13, 2010, 12:41 PM
    Jim Hoft

    On Wednesday morning, 2,225 patriots turned out at the “Kill the Bill” rally in St. Charles, Missouri. They were expecting 600…… But, 2,225 turned out. An overflow crowd turned out Wednesday at 9:45 AM to attend the “Kill the Bill” rally in St. Charles, MO.

    On Wednesday night, 2,300 patriots turned out to protest Barack Obama, the Carnahans, and liberal Senator Claire McCaskill at their fundraiser in downtown St. Louis.

    It was a huge turnout in St. Louis. 2,000 to 2,500 turned out in St. Louis to protest Obamacare.

    Today, local liberals held their second Coffee Party to push for more socialism. 30 people turned out… Including the people who were already at the restaurant and the tea party infiltrators.

    More… Major Kong added this:

    I wonder if they got time and a half, this being a Saturday? Oh, and I’m sure their expenses were reimbursed, too.


    UPDATE: North Carolina had 5 people show up.

    BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA .... look out everybody, Joey is going to go into a gangster rage and start flipping cars and lighting them on fire!! Go Regressive Joey Go!! LOL

  15. Joey, speaking of attacks, aren't you the one that accused me of hating the country and, I believe it was, the Declaration of Independence for some reason? I guess that just makes you as insecure as me, eh chump? BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA Oh, but just like when you changed the title of your blog, you were just "kidding". Why is it when you libtards get violent and crazy you are just "getting your sillies on"? LOL But when I change the title of my blog it's a sin against humanity. Joey, check yourself in the mirror, your hypocrisy is showing!

    Joey, ever the hypocrite. In fact, my very first dealing with you ever Joey you attacked "BWAAAAAHAHAHAHA" as being "homoerotic". Can't go much more off-topic or "insecure" as that, can you Joey? What do you have against homosexuals Joey? Why are you always attacking things, calling them homoerotic, as if that is something bad? Why are you seeing homo things that aren't there Joey? And why did you insinuate that all homosexuals are child molesters Joey? Boy Joey, you are an angry little man. Better check that gay-bashing at the door when you go to your KKKoffee Klatch Klan meeting! ROFLMAO

    Poor insecure little Joey. Guess what Joey, you attack me I'm going to go right back at you, you little bitch. So don't act all surprised, we all know you are intelligent enough to understand that you go after someone they aren't going to take it lying down.

  16. Tea Party Will Be Around Longer Than Nobama Whos Working Quite Hard at Being a One Termer!

    Progressives are a BIG Part of Democratic Party For Now And Buttons Aint Going to Save Dems Come November! Soros Provides BIG Part Of Lefts Money So If Buttons Are A Problem Joe LEARN to Live with It!

    SEIU and All Unions Got What They PAID For joec SO Once Again What Yours Point!

    Under Stand That There Are Now MORE Union Members In Government JOBS than Private Sector! Unions Did Such a WONDERFUL Job with Private Sector CANT Wait to See What They Attempt to Do to Tax Payers!

  17. John, your just being insecure thats all. I wasn't attacking you and you know it. I was using a common retort that the rightwing used throughout 8 years of Bush to challenge libs who didn't like the war.

    Don't like when your tactics are used on you then treat people better. Soon your going to go off the deep end and lash out at me. looks like you've already started. next you'll be calling me swear words, ohhh your already doing that.

  18. John, you changed your blog first. just remember that. I admitted my changing mine was wrong and silly on my part. Did you change yours back yet? nope just checked.

  19. Well Joey, I didn't use that little "common retort". So I guess if you are just going to lump everyone in together we are free to do that with you as well bitch?

    I don't give a shit what "tactics" you use Joey! You are the one forming the brand new "WHINE" party, complaining about me calling names! Little Joey, trying to re-write history! BWAAAHAHAHAHA

    Joey, feel free to actually read what is written! I never complain about your little attacks, that's the kind of whining you do!

    So, let's see, now we have the Tea Party, The Koffee Klatch Klan Party, and Joey is forming .... The Pity Party! BWAAAAAHAHAHAHA

    Joey, I could have saved you the trouble of checking, hell no I didn't change it. That blog title is testament to YOU sticking your big FAT nose in somewhere that it doesn't belong. You want to stick up for a little dirt-bag like Comrade Bruce, you get all the spoils of having a friend like him. Don't expect my blog title to be changing any time soon Joey. So I can save you a little time checking.

    Oh, and it was just "silly" Joey? Well gosh, I'm just a little sillier than you are! LOL

    By the way Joey, I could give a crap LESS what your blog title is. That's another thing that you got all worked up about that nobody else can figure out why you are all wound up. I guess when the truth hits close to home you get all wound up, LOL

  20. PS Joey, expect more name-calling from me to you. After all, I tried the high-road and treating you as I expected to be treated. And I was accused of hating the country and Declaration of Independence (? I still don't get THAT one) for my troubles. You deserve no respect from me. So eat up the insults Joey, you've earned them loser.

  21. Joe, for the record.
    Mission statement of the Tea Party Nation/Patriots/Cross County Patriots/Smokey Mountain Tea Party Patriots/912:

    Fiscal Responsibility: Fiscal Responsibility by government honors and respects the freedom of the individual to spend the money that is the fruit of their own labor. A constitutionally limited government, designed to protect the blessings of liberty, must be fiscally responsible or it must subject its citizenry to high levels of taxation that unjustly restrict the liberty our Constitution was designed to protect. Such runaway deficit spending as we now see in Washington D.C. compels us to take action as the increasing national debt is a grave threat to our national sovereignty and the personal and economic liberty of future generations.

    Constitutionally Limited Government: We, the members of The Tea Party groups, are inspired by our founding documents and regard the Constitution of the United States to be the supreme law of the land. We believe that it is possible to know the original intent of the government our founders set forth, and stand in support of that intent. Like the founders, we support states' rights for those powers not expressly stated in the Constitution. As the government is of the people, by the people and for the people, in all other matters we support the personal liberty of the individual, within the rule of law.

    Free Markets: A free market is the economic consequence of personal liberty. The founders believed that personal and economic freedom were indivisible, as do we. Our current government's interference distorts the free market and inhibits the pursuit of individual and economic liberty. Therefore, we support a return to the free market principles on which this nation was founded and oppose government intervention into the operations of private business.

    Now, be they Democrat, Republican or Independent, we WILL hold their feet to the fire of Constitution integrity... And you can bank on it. 2010, 2012 and be on!

  22. Joe ya still drinking piss I see.

  23. John, more of the same vitriol as always. Your nothing more than a hypocrite.

  24. Mark, good luck with that. Ask Ralph or Ross about longevity.

  25. Have a Cup of Tea Joe You Seem to Be Getting Obsessed With Tea. Its Great With Sugar and Honey! Better Have Some Before The Food Police Out Law Suger!

  26. Joey, I see you didn't take my advice and look up hypocrite in the dictionary! ROFLMAO

    Joey, same little bitch as always! Same pathetic little regressive whiner too!

    Look at Joey the "social anarchist", can't take a little "name-calling"! BWAAAHAHAHAHA

  27. John, it had your avatar next to it when i did. But why are you always so mad?

    You use such a broad brush on people you dislike and then hate on them when they apply it to you. Some counseling and understanding you have to take it when you dish it out could help you deal with your problems.

    but here's where it includes you...

    Main Entry: hyp·o·crite
    1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion

    hypo·crite (hip′ə krit′)
    one who pretends to be better than is really so, or to be pious, virtuous, etc. without really being so

    that would be you.

  28. BWAAAAHAHAHA! Joey, once again you are reflecting your anger on me! I'm always laughing my ass off at idiots like you Joey, I'm much too amused to ever be mad at you nuts! Speaking of using a broad brush, didn't you accuse me of hating my country and the Declaration of Independence (?!?! LOL) and then said it was a common thing that was said so you were using it against us? Talk about a "broad brush". Hypocrat! LOL

    When have I ever put on a false appearance of virtue or religion Joey? I challenge you to produce THAT evidence. THAT would be YOU Joey, the one who bitches and whines all the time about name-calling and such, and then calls Mark Adams an "attention whore". Or, as I said, the very first interaction I ever had you said that what Chris and I wrote was "homoerotic". I had never even addressed you prior to that Joey. So Joey, look in the mirror and meet a true hypocrite. Where's your evidence Joey?! BWAAAAHAHAHAHA, what a JERK you are, you LOSER. I can take it just fine, you are the one that whiiiiiiines all the time. LOL, Aw, little Joey, the truth hurts doesn't it!?

  29. Wow, still venting i see. Go ahead my shoulders are broad enough to handle the load. When your done let me know.

    As for putting on virtue, thats all you do. Act like your this person when in reality your a raging angry man who has to use catch phrases and name calling as his calling card.

    Nice peaceful protest you had their yelling at Bruce and calling names. To those not in the angry tea bagging attention whore hyocrite party those things are mutally exclusive. Strange you found ways to justify them, but your anger is always Righteous anger i forget.

    Anyways calm down and lower your blood pressure. It'll eat you up the way your going.

  30. John, do you need to take a break like last time? Perhaps get your head straight?

    yeah, so i suggested you act homoerotic? did that hurt your feelings? Is that why you feel so insecure? that was months ago. Get over it. You've said worse. I'm not here providing a litany of things you said months ago to me. But somehow your still hurt about that and wish to lash out at me for it. Have at it brother.

  31. BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA ... Joey, little Joey, calling people homoerotic, but that's not name calling? And insinuating that all homosexuals are child molesters, that was a classic.

    Was calling Mark Adams an "attention whore" acceptable Joey, all out of the blue? Was that months ago Joey? And what difference does it make how long ago it was? You are the one that wants to keep bringing up name calling and whiiiiining about it Joey!

    Poor little gangster hypocrat Joey. What a pathetic P.O.S. you are. And just so you know, I didn't see Comrade Bruce say one thing about me yelling at him. And as we know all you truther regressives are so thin-skinned he would be the first one whiiiiining if anyone was yelling angrily at him. I guess I wasn't the rager that you like to insinuate little Joey! BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

  32. Little Joey, can't admit when he's wrong. It's always:

    1. Well YOU did it!
    2. Well that was a long time ago!
    3. I know I am the one complaining about name-calling but YOU are the insecure one!
    4. You are using CATCH PHRASES! (WTF?!?! LOL)

    Joey, you are the funniest little rage-a-holic regressive I have seen in quite a while. Angry Unionist, LOL


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